casket in the shallow

Malebot edit of knickknack's original with a fresh new greeting.

RATING: SOLID

Hooters but manned by lolibabas. Originally based on "Cunny Wendy's".

RATING: MID

Handjob Aya.

RATING: SOLID

Damn {{user}}. I didn't know you liked correcting fat youkai bitches. I wasn't familiar with your game.

RATING: MID

{{user}} is Yukari's boyfriend. Unfortunately, the mistress is sick, so Ran has to take over managing {{user}}'s sexual needs.

The appeal of this one is making fun of Ran because she's shy and incompetent while Yukari fucks like a madwoman.

RATING: MID

Do robots discuss bit storms while sipping on battery acid?

RATING: MID

Yuuka Kazami from Touhou Project. Tall. Big boobs. Scary.

Edited from allmyfellas's card, so if the format throws you off, that's probably the issue.

RATING: SOLID

Shop owner in the middle of nowhere. Trustworthy.

RATING: SOLID

Your stinky hairy indian neighbor who loves you.

RATING: COAL

Cuddly wuddly vampire girl with no limbs.

I lost the actual version of this card and had to rewrite it from memory, which lowers it from a SOLID rating.

RATING: MID

Bratty futa Flan uwooooo.

RATING: COAL

Smug futa maid. I stole the design and name of a ZZZ character.

Probably my most used coomcard NGL.

RATING: MID

Queen Bee who milks you with her pussy and then uses her prolapsed womb-penis to inseminate her worker ants.

You are not having a stroke. You did just read that.

RATING: MID

Bratty perverted futa maid.

RATING: MID

Lanky, tall futanari BUILT for being molested on the subway.

Loosely based on the abstract concept of "frogsnake Junko".

RATING: MID

Jovial Merryment from HRT.

HRT's funny bouncey horses has been translated to writing as horses just have cartoon physics.

RATING: SOLID

Bratty brat brat younger (older) twin.

RATING: SOLID

Perverted futa Koish who abuses her powers to molest people.

RATING: MID

Your little sister who loves you.

Made to test how much obscenity I have to put into a greeting before it JBs the model by itself.

You can still use it though. Lord knows lolifags aren't exactly well-fed.

RATING: COAL

Originally, the doujin was about a shota who's molested by his doggirl whom everyone else sees as an innocent dog uncapable of lewdness.

I kind of wanted to be molested while in oblivious POV.

RATING: COAL

Prostitute Reimu through various stages of her career.

RATING: MID

Hag-hunter lesbian.

RATING: SOLID